alaya alaya alaya
wish i was there when you were seized with that panic
at the kegger at the community college
id calm you off go to your dorm and we'd watch titanic
and four days a week id come to the club and try not to acknowledge 
that pakistani chump with a chub watching you 
work that pole to smack my bitch up 
or that man eating his chicken cordon bleu
make you rub his back to cure his hiccups
and you said the most exciting thing you've ever done is sky dive 
but id rather bump some ratchet in the van and drive 
half killing our selves to feel this alive
and yeah i can wait til 4 just to take a nap witcha
hold your leopard clutch with an iron claw
help you wipe the bronzer off your lower jaw 
on the train to your mom's house in massapequa